NotMe! Monday

I know it's Friday, but I really did start this Monday! I just haven't gotten around to putting anything in it until now(:



Not Me! Monday was born out of a desire to admit some of our imperfections and reveal a few moments we'd rather forget.

Why?

Well, for one, because it's just plain fun to pretend that we really did not do the things that we actually so did do. And, two, because reading through great tales of other people's Not Me! Mondays each week is a great way to level the playing field. We're all human, we all take embarrassing shortcuts, and so we may as well show each other that we're all in good company!

I did not come home and sleep for 3 hours 2 nights this week! nope, not me!

Nor did I hide 4 squeaky toys on top of the refridgearator so that Maggie would stop squeaking them obnoxiously.

I most definitely did not go to my nail appointment a day early, and have to go back the next day.

I did not oversleep yesterday making me late everywhere I went.


Oh, I also did not totally forget that Daniel moved to Nashville until I overheard him talking while on the phone with Beth

I'm positive that because I'm watching what I eat, that I didn't eat that massive brownie at the Papmered Chef party that my cousin hosted last night!

This morning after I got up and got ready, I forsure didn't start throwing up, so this won't be another 3 day weekend!

I'm also not going out tonight because I feel better and might see someone I know, who knows that I am was sick.