Not Me! Monday!

Not Me! Monday was born out of a desire to admit some of our imperfections and reveal a few moments we'd rather forget.

Why?

Well, for one, because it's just plain fun to pretend that we really did not do the things that we actually so did do. And, two, because reading through great tales of other people's Not Me! Mondays each week is a great way to level the playing field. We're all human, we all take embarrassing shortcuts, and so we may as well show each other that we're all in good company!

I did not go to Wal Mart at 11:30 the other night, just because I couldn't sleep!

Be sure you know that I also did not sleep until 10:30 Saturday Morning! I would never do that when there are so many things to be done!!

I'm fairly certain that I did not plan a suprise birthday party in one afternoon.

Since I'm perfect, I didn't walk through the house spraying Canned Air thinking that it was Lysol...

I stopped rescue a long time ago, so I assure you that I'm not holding a tiny puppy that was rescued yesterday along with his 3 brothers...

In fact, Maggie has done so well with having another dog in the house that she is not whining at my feet to get in my lap... No, not Maggie...

I did not make an express trip to WalMart on my way home just to get 2 wooden letters and some paint so that I could put an HB on my wall...

I'm not worried that I haven't heard from my Beth since Saturday night...No, Not me!